Monday, October 24, 2011

Nancy Grace Battles Flatulence

Poor Nancy! It was hard to keep grace, after letting air go on camera, just right after another magnificent "Dancing with The Stars" performance. But who are the judges? We are all mortals! You are still gracious in the eyes of your fans!

Nancy Pelosi Joins OWS Protestors

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi vigorously praised the thousands of “Occupy Wall 
Street” protesters crowding New York City and other cities across the nation.
“God bless them for their spontaneity,” Pelosi told reporters. 
“It’s young, it’s spontaneous, it’s focused and it’s going to be effective.” 
Don't forget to takes occasional showers, Nancy!

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Sunday, June 19, 2011

See you later, Weinergator

Poor­ Anthony Weiner, after spending countless years climbing the social stairs of politics only to tumble with the click of the twitter button. Why men married to beautiful, brainy women must seek reassurance of their little selves on the shady side of their marriages? Egomaniacs, or plainly peacocks?” What drove this promising politician to jump into the cyber pit without the safety net, tweeting and sending recklessly his body parts to six publicity-starved female strangers? Then he lamented in front of the cameras, shedding burning tears of his mistreatment by media. In his view, the envious fate did not permit him to conjugate the mayoral race he was groomed to inherit. Do all congressmen have much time to spare or just the privileged ones? Sure, and this too shall pass, but the Democratic Party had been marred again with another disgraced member they were prone to breed. 

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Iranium Syndrome

9/11 New Blame Game

Here we go again, first we blamed Iraq for the 9/11 attack to find an excuse to invade them, now we are eyeing Iran! The new Iranian defectors claimed they had known all along about the Iranian provision and training of 9/11 plane hijackers. No kidding? After ten years of senseless war in Iraq we can’t wait to get engaged in a new venture. How daring! The defectors came forward with much welcomed revelation to stir the pot. But why should we trust them? They could be sold out for the asylum they had been granted and large sums of promised dough, which we try to collect from the Iranian government now by suing a long-proclaimed “Axis of Evil.” What about the other defectors from Iran? Were they muffed? Why those three lucky bastards that became the latest addition to the United States population all of a sudden dropped a bomb? Oddly I anticipated the blame shift. It was only a matter of time before the crooked finger would spin the roulette. Expect huge demonstrations to be staged in the upcoming weeks. Since we couldn’t pin them on WMD, the game has changed.  Once again my old cartoon can go another round.