Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Missile Impossible


Today, reading an article,  "Appeasing the Nuke Madman" by veteran warmonger, Michael Goodman, in New York Post, I was amused to find an image of Ahmadinejad riding the rocket like a wild cowboy, except the picture looked too familiar. In 2006 I made a cartoon almost with exact image but the character was Kim Jong Il. It's not the first time my ideas reappeared in the Post, but shall I console myself by reminding: "Imitation is the greatest form of flattery?" Days before 9/11,  I was visiting Moscow and stayed at the Metropole Hotel, where the late Kim Jong Il was also lodging. The place was flooded with an army of his bodyguards. Later I found out he never spent a night there. He arrived in the bulletproof train and bunkered on his premises.  Now his new nest is underground. Amen!

36 comments:

  1. Funny.....I thought their "missiles" were smaller. Quality is better than quantity.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Who said size matters? Besides, it's all in the eyes of the beholder! The parasite is no longer marching head-to-toe. Missile'toe!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. That's why a lot of people wear glasses including Kim Jong II...very thick glasses. Makes everything bigger....

      Delete
  3. Now, put it in perspective, imagine everyone would start wearing thick lenses; some of us will be feeling cheated and deceived. A new form of deception could spark the liberated women's movement, turned revolt against the manufactures that distribute the thick glasses! No more illusions for liberated women!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Rockets and man, hmmmm. Doesn't matter how powerful or rich you are there is someone that have something bigger......

      Delete
  4. A bigger p-p-p-pride? Hahaha Yes, men build their rockets like phalluses; it come in all sizes, depend on the country. No?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Sotis....you nasty cat. Since when do you use computers. I thought flowers were your item. And discussing big rockets.....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Sotis is a good cat! He occupies computer because he likes to play with the mouse.

      Delete
  6. Men love their rockets. Just remember the smaller ones don't shoot very far while the big ones can shoot forever. Just look at all the thrust it needs to take off.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Vagina shaped rockets just don't fly very well and their hips keep them from fitting in the silos. In addition, they scream the entire time they are in flight and that warns your enemy that it's coming. Besides rockets are all about penetration and delivering a payload. The only thing they don't do, that a penis does is deliver pleasure... this of course is debatable if you ask most women penises and rockets both deliver pain and suffering.

    Maybe we should require rockets to be made in the shape of a butterflies and ponies.

    ReplyDelete
  8. With the latest Fukushima fallouts I wouldn't be surprised to foresee a mutation of rockets turning into the cervix of uterus, then pain and suffering perhaps reverse?

    Butterflies and ponies are more appealing; imagine a pony is chasing a butterfly in the war zone?

    ReplyDelete
  9. How about butterflies chasing ponies?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I have no problem with it. They would need a larger net, especially over rainbows...

      Delete
  10. We should invent Rocket Condoms...

    Penetration that doesn't ruin your day; fire away!!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Don't forget to pull the rubber on the pony.

      Nay, spare the pony, the thought leaves butterflies in my stomach, someone must penetrate what's left of this planet.

      Delete
  11. I think the best shield against penetration would be a missile condom.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. And we all live happily ever after. The wars would become forever extinct.

      Delete
  12. Lets smoke this shit and leave the mouse alone. And yeah I love flowers too.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. What kind of flowers, poppies?

      Delete
    2. You eat this stuff not smoke it....

      Delete
  13. You forgot to mention how many missles are shooting blanks... All the fun of lift off... non of the multipling affect... hmm. does that mean eventually this world would run out of rockets... 0 growth plus many lift offs.... It could work.. peace at last... ponies, rainbows, and endless debate without being interrupted by those nasty pay loads.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Right, I should've saddled Teeny Dong on the pony to avoid shooting blanks to begin with. Is there anything else under the rainbow?

      Delete
    2. You got to be careful with those blanks....some do shoot live bullets.

      Delete
  14. They don't shoot ponies! Don't they?

    ReplyDelete
  15. UNder the rainbow..?... two fella's smokin missles...They're seeing rainbows everywhere... or is it mushrooms... big , bright, loud, mushrooms... missles , mushrooms, rainbows... and then what? Where have all the ponies gone? ... Were they shooting blanks too? If there's no one to see... what happens to all the energy?..LOL I was trying to confuse you.. and now I"m confused...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. The ponies who run at Belmont don't understand anything about missiles.....mushrooms maybe if they eat them. And they do shot ponies!

      Delete
    2. Suppose the race ponies munching on the magic mushrooms to win the Triple Crown, running backwards.

      Delete
  16. Sure, these missiles, little roaches, will be smoked again. Then imagine peace and the baby boomers with the rainbow avatars, rocking in the mud of Woodstock, while betting on the ponies' races.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Hi Tatiana, I did post a reply yesterday. I havn't a clue where it went?... It went something like... remember the flower gardens.. the one that had future roaches growing underneath the blooms... Will the bounty be picked by people bullet proof vests, or flower children... and do ponies enjoy poppy's?... and missles... do they go further, and last longer, after the roaches... burst in the heat?

    ReplyDelete
  18. Enouth with ponnies and rainbows. Lets concentrate at the man riding missiles

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Well, too much toxicity in testosterones of the rockets. Can we live without the missiles, shake hands and smoke a peace pipe?

      Delete
  19. Shake hands , smoke a peace pipe, and pass a talking stick. How interesting the debates would be without threat of annilation... Could be such fun! Let's start here. What do you think every human being should focus on before rising to the day?...

    ReplyDelete
  20. I would prefer a magic stick rather than a talking stick. Talk is cheap. Remember Nietzsche's advise in "Thus Spoke Zarathustra?" While talking to a woman carry a big stick, or you don't carry to speak to anyone but your brethren-in-war." A brilliant man!

    ReplyDelete
  21. I have all the war I can stand right inside of me. Managing that is battle enough for me. Mine Enemy Myself... War with others? Fight with sticks? Stick to my own kind? Way to boring... Walking sticks, talking sticks, and magic sticks.. all inspiring.

    ReplyDelete